Monday, July 29, 2013

Cross Country Drive Unlimited

In the month of May 2013, I drove from Bangalore (Karnataka) to Kanpur (Uttar Pradesh). On the way, I crossed major cities like Hyderabad (Andhra Pradesh), Nagpur (Maharashtra), Sagar (Madhya Pradesh) and Jhansi (Uttar Pradesh). My route map would look like something below.

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My ride - Hyundai Santro Xing GL Plus (Berry Red).
Santro has been one of the most amazing on road companions among all the cars I've driven over long hauls. Comfortable seating, good visibility in terms of seat height, windshield angle and dashboard length, and economic on the pocket. The best part about Hyundai cars is the leg rest they provide next to the clutch. It is so convenient compared to keeping the left foot on the floor, especially during a long drive.

The journey took two days of driving. I took a two day halt at Nagpur, however one can plan to drive the entire stretch in two days or else take multiple halts on the way as per their preferences.

Before I detail out the journey sector wise, I would like to give a few overall comments:
  • The entire stretch (apart from a few scores of kilometres) is laid out properly in a 2x2 National Highway format
  • One would end up spending about a rupee per kilometre in tolls. Also, keep checking if the previous toll booth's slip would be valid. In some places, they charge you when you enter the tolled section and then check your slip at the exit. Only after I asked, did they tell me this. Otherwise I would have ended up paying double the toll.
  • As soon as your fuel tank goes half full (or half empty), get a refill at the next filling station, even if it's on the other side of the road
  • Keep loads of small eats (small biscuit packets, small snack items, low maintenance fruits, etc.) as eating options are very few throughout
  • Last, but not least, enjoy the ride!

Bangalore - Hyderabad:
I started from Bangalore at 6 AM, so avoided major traffic snarls except for the vehicles moving toward the Bengaluru International Airport on NH7. The drive is very smooth with occasional marked/unmarked speed breakers and all bypasses to avoid city/town traffic. About midway, there's a decent eating joint next to a reliance petrol pump, though the pump is not functional. After a filling masala dosa, I drove right upto Hyderabad. About 5 kilometres from Hyderabad, the Highway suddenly ends into a two lane busy road, which doesn't last long though. Instead of entering the city, I took the Hyderabad Ring Road. Though it increases the kilometres on your ride, you can bypass the entire city of Hyderabad in a very small time. With speed limits of 100 km/hr, the Ring Road gives you an awesome 5x5 lane drive. I had reached Hyderabad at 1 PM.

I entered Hyderabad to meet a friend and have lunch with him. I would suggest having lunch in Hyderabad as there are NO eating joints on the Ring Road.

Hyderabad - Nagpur:
After crossing Hyderabad, the Ring Road brings you back on NH7. This stretch of the highway has beautiful scenery as there are lot of ghats that are sliced well to make the 4 lane driving smooth like butter without harming the natural beauty of the area.
After Adilabad, you enter Maharashtra. You get to know that you have entered Maharashtra, not just because the language on the signboards change, also because the buttery roads come to an end with Andhra Pradesh coming to an end. The stretch from Adilabad to Nagpur is 'under construction', and small patches of about a kilometre or so are completed with toll booth right in the centre of those patches. Advisable drive is at speeds of less than 50 km/hr with complete concentration for diversions, dug roads, no roads and wrong side driving. The toll booth guys will fool you saying the road will be fine from their booth onwards. Don't believe them. (Once again, this was in May 2013. Depending upon when you read this travelog, things might have improved - I hope). I reached Nagpur at 10 PM. I would have easily reached there at 8 if the highway work in Maharashtra would have been completed.

You can avoid entering Nagpur by taking the Outer Ring Road, which will take you the eastern end, where you take a diversion on a state highway to join NH7 again.

Nagpur - Sagar:
I started from Nagpur at 8 AM. Frankly I wasn't expecting any good roads, based upon my experience from Adilabad to Nagpur. However, the highway brought a pleasant surprise, which was short lived! About 50 kilometres on the NH7, you hit a village called Amadi. (Get your fuel tank refilled here, if you didn't get it done at Nagpur.) This is where you enter Madhya Pradesh. Thereafter, you cross a national reserve and ghat area of about 100 kilometres which has heavy traffic and single lane driving. Once you reach Seoni, the smooth roads start again. Before Lakhnadon, you take a sharp left onto North - South corridor, away from NH7. The signboards here came after the turning, so if you don't know you have to turn left, you will continue towards Jabalpur on NH7.
The road from this point is again spic-n-span. Though the speed limits decrease to 80 kmph, you can easily whiff through at three digit speeds depending upon the car you are driving. I reached Sagar before 2 PM.

Avoid entering Sagar. Roads leading to Sagar from the highway on all sides are very bad. Since I was travelling during the summer, I entered the city to find a decent place for lunch. I wasted about 2 hours.

Sagar - Jhansi
After meandering for about an hour among potholes, I hit the highway at about 3.30 PM. The highway is well built, similar to the Lakhnadon - Sagar belt. About 60 kms, and I entered home state. Bypassing Lalitpur and Talbehat, you reach a diversion before Babina, about 175 kms from Sagar. No signboards. Sudden dump of sand on the road blocking it completely. BEWARE! The 'highway' ends here. You need to cross Babina town, and then drive on single lane roads upto Jhansi.

No escaping Jhansi. You have to enter the city, well some part of it, and then cut right towards NH25 to go towards Kanpur.

Jhansi - Kanpur
After a quick cuppa on the outskirts of Jhansi, I was in the mood to get back home ASAP. It was about 7 PM and the dusk had set in. NH25 is getting old. Maintenance is lacking. Though it is a 2x2 well built highway, getting to speeds over 75 kmph is not advisable. You will suddenly encounter dips in the road which seem to have been formed by heavy machinery being transported. The tyres of these big trucks have, as if, put so much pressure that the entire stretch where they have moved has left their mark. In certain places, where I assume sudden brakes would have been applied by these trucks, the road has developed inconsistent and tall bumps, which can topple your vehicle or leave your gear box broken if not properly tackled. Nevertheless, I was able to hit Kanpur at 10.30 and was home well before midnight.

Whew!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Flying Apathy Unlimited


Since Air Deccan (now Kingfisher Red) changed the Indian Aerospace environment in 2003, the Indian consumer has started lapping up the benefits. From multiple carriers to price wars, from frill options to new sectors, from peak timings to on-time departures, we have seen it all. Or have we?

Yesterday (09-Jul-2012), I flew, 6E 164, Indigo from Lucknow to Bangalore. I would like to bring to the attention of every air passenger, of all cabin and ground staff, of all airport authorities, of every airline, and of the Airports Authority of India (AAI), a few anecdotes that may seem hilarious or ridiculous, but at the outset are minor or major issues that are looking for better control and management in our technology driven world in this information era. As you read these points, please keep in mind that the Lucknow Airport has recently shifted to a new (as they call, swanky) terminal... and it sucks!

1. 45 minute deadline - I reached Lucknow Airport well in time - 7.30 PM for an 8.40 PM flight. I had got reminders from Indigo that check-in counters will close 45 minutes before departure. I can understand that with increasing number of passengers, how important this is. However, given the traffic on NH25 where the Chaudhary Charan Singh Airport (CCSA) at Amausi is located, it can take from 15 minutes to 4 hours to cross the 15 kilometres from Lucknow that the Airport is, depending upon time of day, day of week, plan of cows and dogs to fight on highway, the truck that toppled over the divider to save the auto guy or two wheeler with three people who sped out of the service lane not caring for theirs or others lives. Now how should I plan to leave for the flight? Anyone? And what if I am a wee bit late? Say by a few seconds? And whose clock am I to follow anyway? The BIG BEN?

2. Ticket print - about 2.5 lakh flight tickets are booked everyday, out of which more than 1 lakh are e-tickets. (You think my stats are wrong? Please feel free to correct me.) Now to enter the airport, these people will need to take a print of the e-ticket. What is it that the printed ticket carries that is checked for security reasons? As I understand, it's the name of the passenger and date and time of travel. Name of passenger ensures that the persons identity can be checked and date and time of travel will reduce nuisance at the terminal. Anything else? In today's age, an email confirmation on phone/tablet, or simply an sms confirmation can do the same, right? Then why waste SO MUCH paper? On top of that, airlines have now started charging for ticket print outs on airport counters. INR 50 for a print out. Are you freaking kidding me?

3. Baggage screening - Lucknow Airport still has baggage screening. Now I don't oppose that. I am happy that I have a better feeling of security, which at other airports isn't there. However, shouldn't I be informed about this upfront? What if I am departing out of Lucknow first time and I don't anticipate the extra 5 minutes I need for this to reach the check-in counters? Also, what's with the inconsistency? Why is it that baggage screening is opted in for or not by an airport? Is it not defined in the protocols laid by AAI what should be exactly done?


4. Check-in - This is one process I can't complain about. The options are getting better. An individual is getting choices to do web check-ins, kiosk check-ins, etc. Sometimes the queue for check-in can get bugging though, because a lot of people are unaware about such options, and a lot of times the kiosks don't work. Remember the blue screen on DD in the olden days - rukawat ke liye khed hai?


5. Security Check - Once again, no offence. I understand this is a necessary activity and I always comply by all instructions of security check like a responsible citizen. The Lucknow Airport however had an amazing piece in store. No separate queues for men and women. Yes. Believe me. Also, there were two queues. One for domestic and one for international. Yes, starting from the same point. Also, there was NO signage. I had to ask the police officer on duty where to go. One good thing they have done to prevent confusion and theft is that the laptop and mobile trays have numbered tokens. Only if you show the numbered token, you get your stuff. But the system isn't flawless. Neither the staff, nor the passengers seem to care too much about the number system.

6. Seating capacity - I was supposed to board from Gate 1. The area demarkated for that gate had seating capacity for about 50 - 60 people. Note again that this is a 'new' terminal. A full Airbus A320 carries 180 passengers. Do Lucknow Airport authorities feel that flights will take off at one-third their capacity always? Or is it that because the passengers are going to be seated for a while, let them stand for some time and stretch their legs? (Sorry if the sarcasm hurt someone.)

7. Announcements (and how passengers care two hoots about them) - Lady among ground staff was literally shouting (yeah, not using the 'BOSE' announcement system - waste of money, energy and time). Also, nobody was paying heed to her. Delhi flight was supposed to board from gate 5. However, passengers for Delhi were still seated right beside me. (Yeah, I managed to get a seat, whew!). We were here at around 8 PM and the LCDs (smaller ones at Lucknow) were displaying flights of 6.10 and 6.50 (Spicejet and Jetairways respectively - I may not remember the time correctly). Also, the spicejet logo was missing. What? Spicejet? No logo? You should check with the AAI, or at least with the CCSA.

8. Boarding - Again. Delhi passengers. Boarding for Bangalore. I mean, announcements, LCDs, boarding passes, shouting by ground staff, even bar code scanning for boarding clearance - all failed. If the security personal had not checked this anamoly, the gentleman would probably have landed in Bangalore. (And we thought only luggage gets misplaced :D).

9. First Time Flier - You will still find people commenting in awe - 'What did the air hostess just say?' 'What is a window shade?' 'Now we will go to the runway.' 'Sit back!' 'We're up, we're up, we're flying!' During turbulence - 'Now we feel like in a plane.' And then during landing - 'Why are we so close to the  ground already?' 'Bhad bhad bhad bhad karega ab.'


10. Cabin Crew - People! Mobile Phones have flight modes. Yes, I know I have to keep it switched off during take-off and landing, but other times? For that matter, flights in other countries allow mobile calls during flight and even have wi-fi internet available. Evolve! High time! Also, aren't you supposed to carry first aid? Then how come you never have any cotton wool?


All in all, I had a pretty harrowed experience this flight. Though this is not going to deter me from flying or from cribbing about the system. What I can do, I will try my level best to. If anyone has thoughts or suggestions, please do comment. Together we can make a better world.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Don't Drink; Drive Unlimited

Don't tweet and drive!

We have heard enough on drinking and driving.
Don't drink and drive.
Don't mix drinking and driving.
Drink 'coffee' and drive.
If you can read this, drive. Else call a cab!
Etc. etc.

I guess even more dangerous are the uses of mobile phone (or should I say smart phones), while driving.

As Docomo says - there's more to life than just talking.

So, here goes!
Don't talk on mobile while driving.
Don't tweet while driving.
Don't WhatsApp while driving.

Basically, keep your phone away while you drive.

On a side note, unlike alcohol, you can use your phones at traffic signals or in jams; although keep a lookout for the vehicle in front of you. It can move forward (or backward) any time...

Happy driving!

Monday, August 22, 2011

Seasons Unlimited

Bangalore should be felicitated the "City of All Seasons"

When you wake up in the morning, gardens and parks would be in full bloom,
If you get out in the day, the sun will scorch over you,
But do not forget to carry those coats and umbrellas; come evening and it will begin to pour,
And so will be the wrath of the cold winds, that night would go in shivers.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Twos (2s) unlimited!

2 people - Wifey n me!
2 days - Saturday/Sunday
2 movies - DB, ZNMD
2 bollywood movies - DB, ZNMD
2 good bollywood movies - DB, ZNMD
2 am - still awake
2 minute noodles - maggi

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Music Direction Unlimited

The other day I was listening to some hindi music and came across this melodious number - Bahut khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hun
Hats off to Aadesh Srivastava for demonstrating calibre in music direction. The entire song has exactly four (4) lines, and he has managed to stretch the song for more than six and a half minutes.

BRAVO!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Help Unlimited

Having got used to Microsoft Office 2007 products (especially Excel), it becomes really difficult to remember things like conditional formatting, removing duplicates and other such stuff on the older versions.

Finally had to retort to the "?" (Help). It is good. Search works effectively and gives you the solution, however just before it showed up the instructions, I blurted to my colleague - "It should have a 'Do It' option".

What a hearty laugh we had. Think of it; wouldn't it be Help Unlimited! :)